Diary of a Mad Boney

Bob Barr for President of the USA!  I couldn’t agree more.  It’s time the Libertarian Party takes over, time to go back to what our founding fathers wanted.

I received an email from an old friend of mine.  It was an article in a newspaper about the “love of my life” exclaiming her fulfillment in having lesbian relationships.    The woman she mentions in the article is now deceased.   I will tour Germany soon, so should I expect she will release info about me and our past?

I’m so glad I did not accept a gig a few months ago from an agent in China and Thailand. Too much is going on. Of course no matter where one is, a person can never escape such an ordeal. If it’s going to happen, it will happen. My condolences go out to all the people I know that may be suffering. Wandi, so glad you are alright.

America, the Great!!!  Coming to the aid of everyone except their own!  The people of Myanmar say, “How can USA come to our aid in one day waiting in the wings, while they couldn’t take care of their own people during Katrina?  We in Myanmar have the same skin color as Blacks in America.”  How ’bout that, USA?  Trying to rectify the karma spent.

Syesha is gone!  But that’s okay!  Who wants to sign with Sony/BMG anyway?!  Performance tip of the day.  Never use a prop such as chair unless one really works it.  Legs, kicks, slants, back, neck, poses, etc., all or some of these things must go in or leave it be.  Choosing a song such as “Fever” and using a chair requires a body mike and a sexy delivery.   But Syesha did well and she should be happy to leave.  David Cook is still my fave!  I would like to see him win, but he doesn’t need to sign with Sony/BMG.  He needs to lose next week so he can go off with the Indies who have his best interest at heart.   He’s a great singer, but  needs to move his ass!  David Archuleta is a good singer, terrible performer,  and needs all the experience he can get.  He will not sell one record and Sony/BMG are going to take away his dream.

Preferential treatment was given to this young man, who was full of cocaine on the job as a Columbus City Firefighter!  He is the grandson of former Mayor Allen, and his father is presently serving on the Columbus City Council.   I am also eligible for preferential treatment just as everyone else in the city of Columbus, Georgia.

My good friends Gerhard Augustin and the late Patrick Gammon always told me I reminded them of Tina.  Well, yesterday I watched the Oprah show and saw her.  I never agreed with Gerhard and Patrick and Judy Cheeks, but yesterday I saw it for the first time!  Tina’s almost 70 years, I’m almost 60 and I will evolve into her!  I will look like that if the universe allows me more time.  Glad to see the “old gals” still working it!

Congratulations, girl!  You will probably be more happy with Nick than with Tommy for sure!  You will have your cake and eat it too!  Go ‘head and enjoy your life.

I would not innoculate my daughter (if I had one) with Gardisil or any of these drugs to prevent the female from contracting the human papiloma virus.  Now I hear males will also be innoculated.  Helllllooooooo!  This is where the virus comes from, nasty males!  They should have been given the vaccine long ago.  But this vaccine will backfire on everyone leaving young women and men barren just like these other drugs advertised on TV have backfired (just as I said). Teach males to be clean, and not to depend on women cleaning up after them for the rest of their lives.  Teach women to make males step up to the highest standards of cleanliness.  If they don’t, leave ‘em in the wind!  My long-term health is more important to me than having an unclean man on top of me for seven minutes of nothing.  Men are slobs, pigs, and will spread their dis-ease upon the rest of us.